Cute swim sayings for a poster?

The City Meet is coming up (which is when all the teams from the summer league get together and have one big meet). We r in the C league so we need posters to boost some people's spirits. We r the Tornadoes (it has history behind it.. dont ask). But i dont want something like You Are Under A Torndao Warning!! because it may offend some people who lost someone from the tornadoes in Alabama, plus we used that saying in the past years. Or u can just have cute sayings that dont involve Tornadoes. But a lot of them, people have heard of. Like Chlorine is my Perfume or H2O 2 Parts Heart, 1 Part Obsession or Eat My Bubbles.. Those are all common. I want one that will make people laugh but is also unique. Also, u dont have to do this one, but if u do i'll probably make yours the best answer.. Okay our 11-12 girls relay is REALLY good this year so we r also making a poster for them. Any ideas? Hope u can help! Thanks!!